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I declare zis day to be spik like a german day. Zo we will all zpeak ze english like zee germans do.

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Ok im gunna have to whip out sum babelfish for ' ei spieck inglisch in dschörmän äckzent nau'

 

EDIT:

Ok this is weird from 'ei spieck inglisch in dschörmän äckzent nau' i got 'egg mirror-image-hit a corner inglisch in dschoermaen aeckzent nau'

Edited by BlackHawk90

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Achtung!

 

Das Internet is nicht fuer gefingerclickend und giffengrabben. Ist easy droppenpacket der Routers und overloaden der Backbone mit der spammen und der me-tooen. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei die Dummkopfen. Die mausklicken Sichtseeren keepen das Bandwidth-spewen Hands in die Pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das cursorblinken.

 

Klassik!

 

Logan Hartke

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vot za phook?

zis tsreud eis meiss'd.

au veil. ei aim 'avein za phun dun zis.

Edited by Sasquatch

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Achtung!

 

Das Internet is nicht fuer gefingerclickend und giffengrabben. Ist easy droppenpacket der Routers und overloaden der Backbone mit der spammen und der me-tooen. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei die Dummkopfen. Die mausklicken Sichtseeren keepen das Bandwidth-spewen Hands in die Pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das cursorblinken.

 

Klassik!

 

Logan Hartke

I didn't think you could do that with a squirrel. :ph34r:

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Achtung!

 

Das Internet is nicht fuer gefingerclickend und giffengrabben. Ist easy droppenpacket der Routers und overloaden der Backbone mit der spammen und der me-tooen. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei die Dummkopfen. Die mausklicken Sichtseeren keepen das Bandwidth-spewen Hands in die Pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das cursorblinken.

 

Klassik!

 

Logan Hartke

Mein friendt haast zat hangink on his vall ein hist offizen.

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Ok im gunna have to whip out sum babelfish for ' ei spieck inglisch in dschörmän äckzent nau'

 

EDIT:

Ok this is weird from 'ei spieck inglisch in dschörmän äckzent nau' i got 'egg mirror-image-hit a corner inglisch in dschoermaen aeckzent nau'

You, are a fool.

 

Read more carefully, it says "I speak English in German accent now".

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Oldie, but a goodie: :lol:

"The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as 'EuroEnglish'

In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil sevants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favor of the 'k'. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

 

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with the 'f'. This will make words like 'fotograf' 20% shorter.

 

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent 'e''s in the language is disgraceful, and they should go away.

 

By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'. During ze fz year, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaiining 'ou' and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

 

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

 

ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!

 

Heil Hitler"

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Ok im gunna have to whip out sum babelfish for ' ei spieck inglisch in dschörmän äckzent nau'

 

EDIT:

Ok this is weird from 'ei spieck inglisch in dschörmän äckzent nau' i got 'egg mirror-image-hit a corner inglisch in dschoermaen aeckzent nau'

You, are a fool.

 

Read more carefully, it says "I speak English in German accent now".

Sorry i didnt know 'dschörmän' was meant to be German

Edited by BlackHawk90

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