Mehman 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2006 I declare zis day to be spik like a german day. Zo we will all zpeak ze english like zee germans do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sc4Freak 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2006 Then why aren't you speaking German? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mehman 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2006 Zis iz zee german inglish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlackHawk90 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2006 Umm we have German Exchange students at my school and they sound nothing like that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mehman 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2006 Zilence you fool! Â Â Â Â Â (I'm bored at work) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k4l4sh 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2006 it's our national holiday today you disrespectful son of a douche ;) Hail Albert II king of the Belgians I humbly bow down to you, my lord and sovereign Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrShrinker 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2006 I know nuussiiiing!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raminator 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2006 ei spieck inglisch in dschörmän äckzent nau Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlackHawk90 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2006 (edited) Ok im gunna have to whip out sum babelfish for ' ei spieck inglisch in dschörmän äckzent nau'  EDIT: Ok this is weird from 'ei spieck inglisch in dschörmän äckzent nau' i got 'egg mirror-image-hit a corner inglisch in dschoermaen aeckzent nau' Edited July 21, 2006 by BlackHawk90 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wittman 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2006 Zis eest a goot ideeya. I veel hauv fawn vit deese. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monkey 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2006 ZEE FARGLUPPENFARGER IZT NICHT FUR ZE KERFLAGGENEIR! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlckWyerve 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2006 ZE BANDWIDTH IZ STILL MEIN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Logan Hartke 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2006 Achtung! Â Das Internet is nicht fuer gefingerclickend und giffengrabben. Ist easy droppenpacket der Routers und overloaden der Backbone mit der spammen und der me-tooen. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei die Dummkopfen. Die mausklicken Sichtseeren keepen das Bandwidth-spewen Hands in die Pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das cursorblinken. Â Klassik! Â Logan Hartke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sasquatch 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2006 (edited) vot za phook? zis tsreud eis meiss'd. au veil. ei aim 'avein za phun dun zis. Edited July 22, 2006 by Sasquatch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlckWyerve 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2006 Achtung! Das Internet is nicht fuer gefingerclickend und giffengrabben. Ist easy droppenpacket der Routers und overloaden der Backbone mit der spammen und der me-tooen. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei die Dummkopfen. Die mausklicken Sichtseeren keepen das Bandwidth-spewen Hands in die Pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das cursorblinken.  Klassik!  Logan Hartke I didn't think you could do that with a squirrel. :ph34r: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monkey 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2006 Achtung! Das Internet is nicht fuer gefingerclickend und giffengrabben. Ist easy droppenpacket der Routers und overloaden der Backbone mit der spammen und der me-tooen. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei die Dummkopfen. Die mausklicken Sichtseeren keepen das Bandwidth-spewen Hands in die Pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das cursorblinken.  Klassik!  Logan Hartke Mein friendt haast zat hangink on his vall ein hist offizen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godwin 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2006 Ok im gunna have to whip out sum babelfish for ' ei spieck inglisch in dschörmän äckzent nau' EDIT: Ok this is weird from 'ei spieck inglisch in dschörmän äckzent nau' i got 'egg mirror-image-hit a corner inglisch in dschoermaen aeckzent nau' You, are a fool.  Read more carefully, it says "I speak English in German accent now". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr.48 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2006 Oldie, but a goodie: :lol: "The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as 'EuroEnglish' In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil sevants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favor of the 'k'. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. Â There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with the 'f'. This will make words like 'fotograf' 20% shorter. Â In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent 'e''s in the language is disgraceful, and they should go away. Â By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'. During ze fz year, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaiining 'ou' and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. Â After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Â ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!! Â Heil Hitler" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlackHawk90 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2006 (edited) Ok im gunna have to whip out sum babelfish for ' ei spieck inglisch in dschörmän äckzent nau' EDIT: Ok this is weird from 'ei spieck inglisch in dschörmän äckzent nau' i got 'egg mirror-image-hit a corner inglisch in dschoermaen aeckzent nau' You, are a fool.  Read more carefully, it says "I speak English in German accent now". Sorry i didnt know 'dschörmän' was meant to be German Edited July 22, 2006 by BlackHawk90 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raminator 0 Report post Posted July 23, 2006 muhahaha  ei äm so guut  ich bin so kluk K L U K Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mehman 0 Report post Posted July 23, 2006 you're late, that day is over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NukesforBreakfast 0 Report post Posted July 23, 2006 Cookies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites