hawk10314 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2007 (edited) Myspace downtime causes people to break down :lol: "Without an 'About Me' section, I've lost all sense of self," said Imbrescia, 17, who depends on the site to convey his innermost thoughts to millions of extended-network friends. "Do I want kids? How tall am I? What's my body type? These are questions I can't answer anymore. I'd pray to a god for help, but I've lost my religion field." Edited June 1, 2007 by hawk10314 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr.48 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2007 Good, hopefully most of these people who define themselves by their myspace account will commit suicide thanks to this, make the world a better place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyby 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2007 small detail : Editor's note: This may look like a real news story, but it isn't. It is from The Onion, a humor publication that calls itself "America's finest news source." CNN may beg to differ, but we do enjoy a good laugh and hope you will enjoy a weekly selection of their satire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hawk10314 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2007 small detail : Editor's note: This may look like a real news story, but it isn't. It is from The Onion, a humor publication that calls itself "America's finest news source." CNN may beg to differ, but we do enjoy a good laugh and hope you will enjoy a weekly selection of their satire. Yeah I know. I just didn't want to insult the intelligence of the people here assuming people know how to read headers. :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Comrade Raptorkov 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2007 Myspace has an emergency-response team? :blink: Why the fuck... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IconOfEvi 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2007 small detail : Editor's note: This may look like a real news story, but it isn't. It is from The Onion, a humor publication that calls itself "America's finest news source." CNN may beg to differ, but we do enjoy a good laugh and hope you will enjoy a weekly selection of their satire. Yeah I know. I just didn't want to insult the intelligence of the people here assuming people know how to read headers. :P Sad thing is...that there is no difference between the fiction and reality here... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monkey 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2007 (edited) Yeah I know. I just didn't want to insult the intelligence of the people here assuming people know how to read headers. :P Myspace has an emergency-response team? :blink: Why the fuck... You were saying? Edited June 1, 2007 by Monkey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlckWyerve 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2007 (edited) Too bad it's not real. The more Myspace failures kill themselves, the better off we are. Edited June 1, 2007 by BlckWyerve Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pratom 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2007 so your saying none of you have myspace? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rattuskid 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2007 My best friend in Senior year had a myspace, and it wasn't too craptacular... and the shelter I used to work at had one maintained by the ditsyiest girl there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sc4Freak 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2007 Didn't Myspace have a real day or two of downtime a while back? I remember it was quite a massive issue for a lot of people all over the internet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pratom 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2007 Haven't got a clue, but myspace isn't THAT bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlckWyerve 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2007 Yes it is. There's a reason everyone looks down on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dave1001 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2007 Yeah I know. I just didn't want to insult the intelligence of the people here assuming people know how to read headers. :P Myspace has an emergency-response team? :blink: Why the fuck... You were saying? You never know, with such a massive site, so much data, there might be an 'emergency' team of sysops... I had a myspace. I made about three years ago, than used it for about two days, then I forgot about it, as I found it was pointless and annoying. About a month ago, one of my friends told me he had come across it, and had laughed his ass off. I was a rather different person back then, so I've since deleted it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Accele 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2007 (edited) don't have a myspace, got facebook though, but that's totally different edit because my original post wasn't hateful enough: myspace is for emo kids, fags, and people with no real friends. Bye. Edited June 2, 2007 by Accele Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rattuskid 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2007 Nah, Myspace is for dumbass girls, old ass celebrities who want to be 'hip' and frat dipshits. All the emos, fags and posers are still on livejournal... like me! :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlckWyerve 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2007 CRAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIN, THIS ORANGE, IT WILLL NOT PEEEEEAL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maskawaih 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2007 so your saying none of you have myspace? Who cares if some of us have our own website with our own name in the url plus making something similar like MySpace? :huh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pratom 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2007 What? There you go. What's the difference in myspace, with your own pictures, url and name, but you all mostly have a webpage with the same thing. Your all just hypocrites. If I can say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
killakanz 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2007 I'm not on myspace. However, due to some close friends, I am on facebook... DS has an emergency response team. Usually goes about in the driver's seat of the Banmobile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Korona 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2007 4th post down on the ever vitriloic and humerous emerald bile suddenly seems topical: http://emeraldbile.blogspot.com/ Thursday, May 17, 2007 The best thing in the world Facebook is the very, very best thing in the whole world. All that poking people and shit. Fuck it's great! You can gawp at pictures of your friends and their friends, and you can earwig into their strange one-sided conversations on a wall, and find out the spice on everyone. And then there are these alerts: "Katie has altered her relationship status to single" and there is a little picture of a heart all shattered the way hearts are, when some cunt man has shown his true colours and been a lying, cowardly shite, or :"Kevin has joined the philharmonic orchestra network". I did not think I would say it, but I am just overjoyed with the facebook. My Space can go up my space, it is a complicated, interfacing bag of shite. But Face Book, that is the business. Like a stamp album of human beings. That is all. Noreen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Miller 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2007 (edited) Its sad I can see a similar news report going off if DS were to go down for a few days. IconOfEvi- " I just didn't know what to do with myself, I had all these important news stories to share but no one to read them. I tried walking around on the street telling people the news but they just looked at me weird when I cited cnn and the bbc.com" ironduke57- " I had the best tank ever, NO ONE WOULD HAVE GUIESSED IT. But now that DS is down no one can guess it" Edited June 2, 2007 by Captain Miller Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
