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Reasons for not getting a job:

 

Fatty sr - I was in an accident 17 years ago and am too depressed to work

Fatty jr - I need a car/lift if I am to be expected to move anywhere

 

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.p...toryId=92592545

 

:lol: ITS SO TRAGIC!!

 

Note 'Enlarge' button below photo. That made me ROFL!!

 

Thing is people keep saying we shouldn't laugh at things like that. But nobody is born fat, if you're that big, it's your own bloody fault and I have no sympathy.

 

Speaking of which I need to go to a gym sometime soon...

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But now, because fewer restaurants and stores are hiring, she says she finds it hard to find a job. Even if she could, she says it's particularly hard to imagine how she'll keep it.

I'm late, but I don't care. Just thought I'd point out that this is such a non issue. She used to work in resteraunts, but can't get a job any more. She needs a car to drive to the resteraunts to apply for a job. If she wasn't so fucking fat, the manager wouldn't be worried about her eating all the food and she'd get a job in a resteraunt. If she got off her fat arse and WALKED to the resteraunt, she wouldn't be fat, and would solve both problems at once.

 

God I hate fat people sometimes. If I ever hear one say "I'm fat, but I'm too poor for lyposuction" I'll hit them.

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fail-owned-grammar-lesson-f.jpg

 

...Apparently not.

 

Oh my lord. That is just...fail on so many levels. Fail on insult. Fail on grammar. Fail on life....

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Article I read on the way to college this morning.

hah, that made it's way on to the BCC, and one of the few photos i have seen on BBC that manage to get the englange image option heh..

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Article I read on the way to college this morning.

 

My god, how many puns can you get into 1 article?

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