Count von Phoib 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2008 24 years ago, ma Kanz decided our little Killa should really get out and meet the world, a joyous event we celebrate today with barrelloads of beer and other beverages not suited for Americans under 21 years. Korona and I went around the volcano base with a birthday cake, and requested/ordered everyone we could catch to add some joyous message to it. We initially had a big birthday cake, from which Bastep, our horrible infamous site designer would jump and perform a striptease, but customs detained her after they found unmentionable items in her luggage. So, from every Derelict Volcano member: (Other members, please download and add your message to it, and upload in your reply) Happy Birthday Killakanz! Bastep: Happy birthday! Logan: Happy Birthday, Killa! A year older, a year wiser, and not an ounce meaner. I don't know how you do it. Here's to another year even better than the last to someone who's more deserving of it than most. "You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!" - Logan Merophage: Happy birthday? Mike: to paint! Do you know what that button combination is that makes the brushes in paint bigger or smaller than the standard sizes? It's something with a + or - Hm, no worries then, I'll google it Ah there we go, it's Ctrl and the + on the num pad Is your num lock on? lol I'm baking as fast as I can Mongoose: Hey man happy birthday, don't get to wasted have a great day. Phoib: Happy birthday! Can't wait to throw Simon into the Thames with you! Also, drop some V2's on his ass, please. Korona: Happy wholesome birthday! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Korona 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2008 in case it's not wholesome - happy decadant birthday :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Count von Phoib 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2008 The cake: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mehman 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2008 Happy birthday wanker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goose 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2008 I hope you all enjoy the cake, It's volcano baked. Took me all of 20 seconds to cook. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bhones 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2008 happy birthday, killa. no caps. :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ironduke57 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2008 Alter Sack! Well not really yet, but that point is coming nearer and nearer. Happy B-day! Regards, ironduke57 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IconOfEvi 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2008 (edited) Finding lewd picture... EDIT - my search for lewd pictures isn't working out well enough to dislodge Korona's Anyways Happy Birthday yo! Good luck, God bless, and may your journey be forever lit! We care bout you Killa dear. Tribute coming later in Volcano News ;)... Edited July 8, 2008 by IconOfEvi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sasquatch 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2008 Happy birthday, Killa. Go drink some beer for me. Enjoy your cake. As my grandfather says, "Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday, Dear killakanz, Happy birthday to you. Now go get plastered, You bastard, Happy birthday to you!" :lol: Gotta love ex-airforce :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoB 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2008 Happy Birthday Killa, just treat yourself to something that isn't Buckfast! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IconOfEvi 0 Report post Posted July 8, 2008 Since I can't find a art, Ill just let you have these two lovely ladies (which I wanted a shot at...)! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
killakanz 0 Report post Posted July 8, 2008 :D Thanks everyone, I got plastered last night. We invented a new drink, we call it the dirty fishtank. Man it's good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EvilViking 0 Report post Posted July 8, 2008 Happy (belated) Birthday, killa! :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
