weston 0 Report post Posted October 7, 2008 Charged with battery. Discuss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedFox34 0 Report post Posted October 7, 2008 once, these two peanuts were walking down the street, and one was a salted Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goose 0 Report post Posted October 7, 2008 Two dyslexic guys walk into a bra. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dave1001 0 Report post Posted October 7, 2008 I hate chemistry, it's boron. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IconOfEvi 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 (edited) Two gay monkeys walk into a Bar Mitzvah. Edited October 8, 2008 by IconOfEvi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feuersturm 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 Guy wrapped his Mercedes around a pole. He got to see how a Mercedes bends Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rattuskid 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 Three blonds walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have ducked... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feuersturm 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 To write with a broken pencil is pointless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monkey 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 Q. Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A. Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rattuskid 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 Confuscious say: Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weston 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2008 lulz ensued for a good two or three minutes Rattus. Thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IconOfEvi 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2008 Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic uses one feather, kinky uses the whole chicken. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
killakanz 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 One snowman said to the other, "Can you smell carrot?" Two collars had a race. It ended in a tie. The bank was robbed by a baker. He said he needed the dough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IconOfEvi 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 One day at death, a Russian and an American guy went up to face judgement. After telling them their actions in life, the angel gave them a choice, "Alright, you have two options. You can either goto American Hell or Soviet Hell." The American guy asked "Whats American hell like?" "Oh, you get to do what you want, but you have to eat a bucket of shit everyday." "And Soviet hell?" asked the Russian. "Two buckets" Naturally, the American guy picked American Hell. Suprisingly, the Russian picked the Soviet hell. The two didn't hear from each other for a week. "Comrade, how is hell going for you?" asked the Russian. "Awesome, like he said, except this shit every morning is killing me. And you?" replied American. "Oh, its just like home! Either there isn't enough shit, it wasn't delivered, or there weren't enough buckets to go around!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
