KillaKhan 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2011 Im just gonna be straight to my point: 1."Smart" appearance(or just don't look like a jackass) First of all impress her with your native language fluently,or make sense of humor(Girls mostly hate a man that TOO serious).Wear a good/normal clothing(Don't wear a cloth that looks like a junkie). Wear normal shoes(Sneakers,or any native shoes you wear a lot). 2.Fresh breath Handsome looking is useless if u literally intoxicate her with bad breath.Brush your teeth/wear something that you usually spray at mouth(I don't know what it's called,never used it).Or your just too lazy,eat mints.. 3.Smile Don't just look like your mother just died,smile a little bit.A little.Not too much or you gonna look like a retard 4.Trim your nails For most girls its disgusting if you have long,dirty nails.Trim it 5.Dandruff free hair. I think this is obvious... 6.Be polite Duhh.. 7.Don't eat and talk at the same time. Its not a good sight.. 8.Wear a perfume(not too much,Not too less) Best if use alcohol free. 9.Perhaps the most important,Be a gentlement,don't be a Jackass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
killakanz 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2011 No. You suck. I picked up my current girlfriend of nearly 4 years by being paralytic drunk, singing and dancing (or shouting and stumbling). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mehman 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2011 Would this work on goats? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Count von Phoib 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2011 Would this work on goats? You should know ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KillaKhan 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2011 No. You suck. I picked up my current girlfriend of nearly 4 years by being paralytic drunk, singing and dancing (or shouting and stumbling). Every1 has his own way mate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KillaKhan 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2011 Would this work on goats? Nah,I don't think so.For goat,ask a Greek,they are the best at it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shinobi 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2011 Have you considered rohypnol? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KillaKhan 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2011 Have you considered rohypnol? I believe Kanz answered your question... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weston 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2011 I got my girl 'cause I drive a Trans Am. She may be shallow as a shot glass, but she's hot and puts out so idgaf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mehman 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2011 I got my girl 'cause I drive a Trans Am. She may be shallow as a shot glass, but she's hot and puts out so idgaf. Pics or it didn't happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weston 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2011 Those are for my eyes alone :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlckWyerve 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2011 I got my girl 'cause I drive a Trans Am. She may be shallow as a shot glass, but she's hot and puts out so idgaf. Oh you crazy kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IconOfEvi 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2011 Those are for my eyes alone :P Then it didn't happen! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KillaKhan 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2011 Those are for my eyes alone :P Then it didn't happen! Big suprise.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Comrade Raptorkov 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2011 I dont need this... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KillaKhan 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2011 I dont need this... Maybe your should read "for dummies"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Comrade Raptorkov 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2011 I dont need this... Maybe your should read "for dummies"? Maybe I'm married Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Korona 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2011 All I see is a load of advice about basic grooming - where's the flirting?!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
killakanz 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2011 All I see is a load of advice about basic grooming - where's the flirting?!! 9.Perhaps the most important,Be a gentlement,don't be a Jackass. There it is! Ditto btw, I think this thread is kinda useless. Basically saying if you wanna pick up girls, have a wash and be nice. Well duh... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Comrade Raptorkov 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2011 (edited) Whats a "gentlement"? Nevermind, I found it on urban dictionary, 1. gentlement A very sad way to say gentleman, mostly caused to mass depression or some kind of foreign intervention. If you ever use this word, seek immediate medical attention. Edited April 12, 2011 by Comrade Raptorkov Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Korona 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2011 So how would a gentleman flirt? Point out her shapely ankles? Offer to show her his etchings? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KillaKhan 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2011 All I see is a load of advice about basic grooming - where's the flirting?!! 9.Perhaps the most important,Be a gentlement,don't be a Jackass. There it is! Ditto btw, I think this thread is kinda useless. Basically saying if you wanna pick up girls, have a wash and be nice. Well duh... Dumb people exist all over the world.Like in your house! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shinobi 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2011 Your face is dumb Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IconOfEvi 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2011 Killakhan...seriously...wat? Like...wat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites